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Barf. Are you F** Kidding me?
Let me tell you something that’ll save you years of trial and error with women…
Most guys screw up compliments.
They think it's about saying nice things.
Wrong.
It’s about who the compliment is coming from.
See, a compliment from a needy man feels like a bribe.
But the same words, from a grounded, bulletproof dude?
Feels like a gift.
One she didn’t expect. One she won’t forget.
Look…
If your compliments feel like a soggy tissue - don’t worry.
You’re not alone.
Most men are out here slinging praise like it’s buy one, get one free.
“Wow, you’re so beautiful.”
“OMG, that dress is amazing.”
“I’ve never met a girl like you.”
Barf. Barf. Barf. Are You F*** Kidding Me? (Lol)
It’s not that those words are evil…
It’s that they come out sounding like a half-dead puppy begging for a home.
Let me ask you this:
Have you ever complimented a Lady so well, she stopped what she was doing…
… looked at you sideways…
… and you could literally hear her attraction levels doing push-ups?
With No roses. No candles. No goddamn violin.
Just truth. Delivered from a place of power.
Have you? Huh?
NO?!!
Then buckle up, my brother.
Because I’m about to slap the simping out of your bloodstream.
✅ RULE #1: STOP LOOKING FOR HER TO VALIDATE YOUR VALIDATION.
A compliment is not a boomerang.
You don’t throw it hoping she throws one back.
You say it because it’s true…
…and because you’re so damn centered, you don’t care if she reacts or not.
You drop it, like a cigar-smoking boss leaves a tip. Not for attention.
Just because it’s who he is.
✅ RULE #2: HIDE THE DAGGER IN THE PILLOW.
Real compliments?
They’re soft on the outside, but cut deep on the inside.
Here’s a dirty little secret:
The best ones hit when she’s not even expecting it.
She’s grumpy. Tired. Wearing a hoodie that smells like 3 days of bad decisions.
You lean in and go…
“You’ve got this way of looking worn-out and beautiful at the same time. It’s unfair.”
Then boom - watch her closely, watch her melt into a puddle of confusing feelings.
(but don't mess things up while you watch)
Are you still with me?
Let's move on to…
✅ RULE #3: NEVER COMPLIMENT TO “GET” SOMETHING.
If you’re complimenting her just to make her like you…
She can smell it.
And not in the good way.
In the “this guy probably has motivational quotes in his Tinder bio” kind of way.
Bad for you, brother. And I bet you won't like to see the results that follows.
INFACT, HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE:
When you stop complimenting for effect…
…and start complimenting from essence…
She won’t just hear your words.
She’ll feel them.
And that, my guy, is where the game changes.
Now go practice on somebody’s daughter (with honor, of course).
P.S. Compliments don’t need fireworks. They need balls, timing, and truth. Get those right — and even her cat will start respecting you.
Ta-da
Cleo (Your Compliment Assassin)
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